The Dragon Dance

(With Apologies to Men without Hats
and in loving memory of Thermoriax Technodragon)
 
There's a dance on the mountain,
I would leave your sword behind.
But it ought to be fun,
And it ought to be hot,
Hot enough to blow your mind!
 
Once a year all the dragons
Get the urge to bust a move.
And it's well worth the chance
When the dragons dance
To go and watch the great wyrms groove.
It’s just like… D&D!
 
All the dragons are moving
In ways you won't believe.
And nobody's distressed,
So I'm kind of impressed
At how they all watch
Where they breathe.
 
You can dance with Bahamut!
He's a nice guy overall.
But Tiamat's stuck in the corner
Since she just can't dance at all.
 
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
Everywhere batwings and claws...
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
All the forked tongues and maws...
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
Try not to blemish a scale!
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
Kindly get OFF my tail!
 
There's not even a cover,
But if you don't want to grieve
Take a moment to fling
Away all your bling,
It won't be on when you leave.
 
There's a Black dropping acid,
There's a Green off getting gassed.
The Bronzes all look placid
While the Coppers all get Brassed!
 
A Gold is chaperoning,
While the Silvers raid the buffet.
No need to ask twice
For a White to breathe ice
She was gonna do that anyway!
 
Hot foot from a Red drake
Lightning bolt from a Blue
Metallics are best,
Nicer than all the rest,
We’ll take good care of you!
 
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
Slitted eyes that glow in the night!
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
Having too much fun to fight!
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
Try not to blemish a scale!
Dragon Dance... Dragon Dance...
Kindly get OFF my tail!