Walgreens Decongestants

(With apologies to the Beatles, who had to work a lot harder than I did to get this stoned)
To the tune of 'Lucy in the Sky, with Diamonds'
 
Picture yourself sitting at your computer...
The words on the screen silver clouds to your eye...
Try to type something, you're quite incoherent...
You couldn't make sense if you try...
People surround you, but no one is here...
The voices are not in your head...
Look at the shape that you make in the mirror and it said...
 
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
 
Stagger along, though the floor just keeps moving..
The bed has decided to dance...
Wonder if anything else is improving...
And what has become of your pants?
What is the status of your inner ear,
And who put the glue on the rug?
Read all directions before ingesting any drug...
 
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
 
Is this the drugs, or is the influenza...
The cause of the way you now feel?
Is it a chair or a cloud that suspends ya,
Above a maniacal eel?
What was the dosage, did I get it wrong?
Or is the Nyquil working still...
You've got to pray that nothing that you're seeing can kill.
 
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants!
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants!
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants!
 
Why won't your head, or the walls, just stop spinning...
Or are you in the dryer, again...
Try to start over, back at the beginning...
And hear what you said way back then...
 
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...
I'm freaked out on Walgreens Decongestants...